Michael Bluth
@MichaelBluth3
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You seem more villainous than usual, Mom. Are you sober?
Yes? Perfect, great. And I shall drop you off alive, hooker or no.
I -- I was wondering if you might be willing to go somewhere with me? I -- I will pay you. Not ... Not for sex.
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
If you're really lonely, maybe it's time you went out there and you got yourself a girlfr.. a pet.
You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development.
You know she's amazing. You know she was in the Olympics?!
I don't need to take my Mom to a gala, ok? Only losers go to those things with their parents. I'm going with my son.
Nichael Bluth? Am I N. Bluth? Is he trying to set me up?
Keep in mind, we are building something that is not only for our kids, it's also for George Michael and Maeby's kids too.
You stay on top of her, buddy. Do not be afraid to ride her. Hard
What do you think of when you hear the name, "Sudden Valley"?
Are you too old to sit on your dads lap and drive?
No, it's a fake house son. You want the loops or the flakes?
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