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Michael Yates

@MichaelYatesCle

I must go wake u up determined and go to sleep at ease if i want to succeed


#EsuranceSave30 please I'm a browns fan all we do is lose LET ME WIN #EsuranceSave30


If i could go back in time when I wanted, I'd beat the shit out of all the people who have raped women right before they do it. #Truth


Wish i could fucking sleep stupid eyelids


I hate when your own farts catch you off guard #lifeproblems


Guess its just me and my hand tonight #wheresthelotion


Old people with hard nipples are a bad combination... #myeyesburn


I wonder if school bus drivers get pissed when they have to stop for other school buses? They are on their radios like "you dick"


Tweet tweet motherfuckers


@MillyGhattas what!! Damn it yeah I couldn't get a ride down my car needs fixin :-(


People with no arms tweet more than me #notpossible


I hate when fat girls let their boobs hangout....


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