Michigan Time
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Governor Whitmer, hip with the teens even as she bans flavored e cigs. Pick a side, Gretchen!
Bob Mueller called the President “Trimp,” which is a rare breed of brainless shrimp.
Some of these congressmen are really attacking him personally... #MuellerDay #MuellerHearing #MuellerIsAPatriot
Less than 24 hours until Mueller’s testimony before Congress. Keep up with Michigan Time as we cover Mueller and Trump’s post-testimony twitter meltdown #MuellerTestimony #MuellerIsComing
Over the next couple of weeks, I’m going to be sharing what is important to Michiganders to hear about from the candidates at the Detroit #DemDebateMI. So tell me - what issues do you want to hear from the 2020 candidates about?
I think I just fell in love 😍
Should...should we tell them?
Most Americans say 'Arabic numerals' should not be taught in school independent.co.uk/news/arabic-nu…
“I’ve never heard of this Game of Thrones. Who wants to watch Michigan Time?”
Found footage of the #SpacePirates that Ted Cruz is talking about. They surprisingly look a lot like Matt Damon.
“What I’m saying is the planet’s on fucking fire” - @BillNye
When Trump gives you a nickname so you turn the tables and insult him instead #MayorPete #AlfredENeuman #ItsJustAGenerationalThing
Oh snap! Mayor Pete with the comeback 🔥🔥🙈💯🔥😎💯😎🔥👏
Ouch! Mayor @Pete Buttigieg responds to @realDonaldTrump slam that he is “Alfred E Neuman” —“I had to Google that..I guess it’s a generational thing.”
That Starbucks cup in Game of Thrones really broke the reality of a dragon-riding lady in love with a guy who came back from the dead.
So people are mass reporting me in protest that an account they like was shut down. I hope I’m here tomorrow, but if not I need you to know how much you’ve touched my heart 💗 America was always great and we are joining hands and taking her back 🐮💗
It was my honor and privilege to deliver the commencement address at @UMich this morning. This year’s graduates are going to go on to do amazing things for our state, our country, and the world. Congratulations Class of 2019! #MGoGrad myumi.ch/6wkwq
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Governor Gretchen Whitmer – University of Michigan 2019 Commencement
1 hours until the premiere of Weiner Police, directed by Michigan Time’s own @526chick and written by @sophiageorginis. Come out to support @UMichFTVM
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