Mein bhook ke hisaab se nahi bill ke hisaab se khata hoon.
Budget Ka khayal rakhna Jaanu. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
Main condom khareed ke uspe dots banata hu. Ban gaya dotted condom.
Meri chappal jab tak 10 baar phat nahi jaati tab tak main naya jodi nahi kharidta.
Sunday biwi ko movie le jata hu warna wahi 3 ghante shopping karvaunga Toh budget ki lag jayegi.
I relate to virat kohli. He is also middle order batsman
Budge ke hisaab se Condom kam khareeda hai... So aaj no sex night.
Now there's middle-class-guy too. Oh wait, that's all of us.
Mere bachcho ko kingfisher mein kaam pe nahi bhejunga. Suna hai kind Salary time pe nahi dete hai.
Kheer mein kaju ki jagah mumfalli daal ke mehmaano ko khilata hu aur unhe pata bhi nahi chalta.
Biscuit khaane ka mann kar raha hai. Dekhta hoon rasoi mein koi purana packet pada hai kya.
My favorite pastime is bargaining with the subzi wala.
Main pehle @gareebguy tha mehnat karke abhi Middle class mein hu.
Aaj daaru party hai. Dost daaru la raha hai. Mujhe sirf pickle arrange karna hai.
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