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Chris Topher

@MiddleWingMan

In the middle of a Renaissance period. Jets fan with commitment issues.

I love the internet 🤣

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The best steak I've ever had was from Oklahoma The best sex I've ever had was from New Jersey The best Seafood I've ever had was from Florida The best advice I've ever gotten was from California The best beach I've ever been to was from Puerto Rico What about you?


If you eat these we can't be friends 🤢

MiddleWingMan's tweet image. If you eat these we can't be friends 🤢

Weather sucks but still getting drinks on the water. Happy Friyay.


Wtf did I just watch. This makes the pigeon lady in Home Alone look sane.

Next level birdwatching.



Sing along 🤣

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People who sleep with socks on are potentially serial killers. Be careful.


This is terrifying idk how you tornado alley folks do it.

🚨#BREAKING: Watch wild footage caught on camera as a brief and powerful tornado rips through a neighborhood lifting a mobile home off the ground 📌#Largo | #Florida Watch wild footage captured by a Ring security camera as a neighbor next door films the terrifying moment a…



Just putting this out there for anyone who might need it 🤣🤓💀

MiddleWingMan's tweet image. Just putting this out there for anyone who might need it 🤣🤓💀

Oral care is important

MiddleWingMan's tweet image. Oral care is important

It stays at 68

MiddleWingMan's tweet image. It stays at 68

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Dont tell me how to live my life 😂🤓🤣

virgo, protecting yourself doesn’t mean pushing everyone away.



Strat spreading the news

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