My ears bleed if I don’t have my Walmart fan on a low setting at all times of the day and night
Avengers: Endgame for straights
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce leaving Arrowhead together after the game (Chiefs won!) !!! 🥹
Another weekend of wanting to kiss my friends on the mouth
I genuinely wish i cared about anything as much as the person who made this video cares about a cup of coffee
breaking bad had an entire character arc dedicated to a guy who was this annoying about making coffee and it ended with him getting shot in the fucking face
Rice Crispy treats from a gas station, you know I’m going hard in the paint
The emotionally unstable elementary schooler in your class grew up to have the biggest arms in the gym at the cost of having the most eye-watering body odor, it’s a canon event for that brand of dude
My friends care too much about sports I’ve decided to break up with them and move to the countryside
Just logged out of work, time to grab a beer and think about kissing my friends on the mouth
Uber has GOT to chill with these notifications what the fuck
Deep Impact is on AMC at the gym and people are stopping dead in their tracks to watch the silent tv like a second plane has hit the towers. The communal bond we are sharing watching Téa Leoni get beefed by a tsunami and Elijah Wood speed off on a moped is genuinely touching.
Sorry but I’ve worked too many bullshit jobs to want to lose one for tweeting, hello Midwest Slop
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