Mike S Leigh
@MikeRG4
Dad of 2. Proud owner of Bertie the dog. Work in IT. Love batteries, darts & frisbee & the Mrs!. Hate Wetherspoons and Russell Brand.
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Man of the tournament so far? Must be whoever pulled off the Sam Allardyce sting.
@tonyblackburn I bumped into Sir Elton John earlier today and told him my favourite joke. He said he thought it was a little bit funny ;)
🚌 Supporters should note the coach departure times ahead of Sunday's trip to @htafcdotcom... Weymouth 👉 1.45am Dorchester 👉 2am Poole 👉 2.40am Branksome 👉 2.50am Vitality Stadium 👉 3.30am More details ➡️ bit.ly/HTAFC-Tix #afcb 🍒
Can you hear that? It’s the sound of the entire population of Reading popping up their hands and saying: ‘Actually, we have a very good copy of the #BayeuxTapestry already thank you very much’ (we’re very excited to play Spot the Difference though) readingmuseum.org.uk/your-visit/per…
International friendlies week. What's the thought process when arranging these fixtures? 'I know, let's give Fiji a call. Perfect away day'🤔
#EFL CUP DRAW IN BEIJING IS JUSTICE FOR LOYAL ASIAN FANBASE. I BUY ENOUGH #MUFC LAMPSHADE AND BED COVER TO KEEP CLUB ALIVE
Love this bit of #Marketing from #T-Mobile - they've hired 54 #Nuns & given them seats in the shape of their logo!
Does anyone know anything about the tent that's gone up at the #sonning and #playhatch roundabout? Also have washing out on the line!?! #rdg
Vanilla Ice's PowerPoint presentation
You always know it's the start of the school holidays when the first back to school promotions land on your doorstep!
I asked my 7 year old to answer our hotel room door. She returned a few moments later : 'Just a lady wearing white saying "No Skipping!"'
No London team won in league action this weekend. That's 10 teams in the Premier & Championship. Brentford beat Staines in the cup tho!
If you need any blue crosses... apparently they are 70 % off at Debenhams today!
Life is hard!..free beer .good music....sunshine @ rebellion brewery Marlow
Said my first 'Happy Christmas' of the year...the lucky recipient was my dentist who I will next see at my half-yearly check up in Jan!
@tonyblackburn Last week, I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory in Bristol. We took the A4.
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