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Michael Thompson

@MikeSebastian

Cry baby plastic faced Nazi says what?

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Q: What do you call the least interesting person with the most amount of money?


Hey @EpicGames having some problems opening up the launcher on my Mac Book Air.

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I have jumped on the @enjoyLaCroix water hype train. This. Changes. Everything.


I hate it when people bitch at me about things I have no control over. It's like great thank you for making me aware of your sad existence


A finger in the butt is line dessert. I'm not gonna ask for it, but I'm not gonna turn it down either.


Sometimes I think I want to settle down and have children..... and then I go to airports.


If I lived in North Korea; Kim Jong Un would be forcing everyone to have hair like mine. #namastebitches #northkoreaisbestkorea


New business plan. Edible blankets.


I'm all out of Fresca. Shit.


Whiskey doesn't make me angry. Stupid people who annoy me while I drink whiskey make me angry.


I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The things I tell a group of strangers sitting at a picnic table....


I came home drunk last night and ate an entire box of spanish rice to myself. What is wrong with me?


I don't like opiates...


I took the blame for one of Grandmas farts. #bestgrandsonever #merryxmas


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