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Mikey SchwartzW

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Putting in the password on my iPhone is getting exhausting.


@JewSqueeze welcome home you must have a ton of sushi to catch up on.


Without a suggested tip at the bottom of my bill I'm left with no choice but to not tip. @restaurants


A Marlboro ultra light is like plain tart. All of the fun but none of the guilt!


Definitely gaining a substantial twitter following but most of them are advertising bots.


When I am dictating text to Siri and use the word 'sucks' she should know how to spell it: sux


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Haus member, who's a boy, just asked me begrudgingly why boys suck so much. I told him to look down at his penis and ask. #lovemygayfriends


This is PERFECT froyo weather.


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