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2night: 1 kid leading worship , 2ndkid playing football, 3rdkid in dance class. 4th one is talking to himself #youngest #iwastheyoungesttoo
Is there a job where someone pays you to nap? Asking for a friend😜
When you've been in bed for almost 24 hours praying your migraine doesn't kill you and then it doesn't=euphoric gratitude #ihatemirgaines
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Dear @Alamo when ur employee says they can't help you and then strolls by with a cup o'joe, it does not reflect positively on your business
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My virgin hair is being de-virginized. Change is good. Change is good. #hair #change #icandothis
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