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Mind Humor

@MindHumor1

Tweeting quotes, jokes, advice, & facts that relate to your everyday life. (For business contact: [email protected])

I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.


New STD called "feelings" Don't catch that shit


I don't trust anyone who smiles before 9am.


Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post.


Screw getting an alarm system. I’ve seen Home Alone, I know what to do.


Sometimes I don't check my balance at the ATM because I'm scared to see how much money I have left.


Trust me, when I woke up this morning, I had no plans of being this awesome. But hey, shit happens!


That awkward moment when you meet a gay guy who doesn't dress well. #HeMissedTheMemo


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