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Minecraft Lady

@MinecraftLady

I like video games, cats, and this guy named Mike. I am the Moose Whisperer.

WHY DOES EVERYONE SUDDENLY WANT TO TOUCH MY SHOULDER?? #ow


I'm thirsty but I don't have any bills small enough for the soda machine and its too wet/cold for me to go out. I wish #Sonic delivered.


What's with all the Nirvana playing at work today?? Not that I'm complaining. MUCH better than country music. #ihatecountrymusic


Attempt to catnap at work. Have dream about a scorpion. Wake with a start and knock keyboard off desk. Whoops...


Today is the first day of work since my boss quit. I am pretty anxious to see what becomes I my job in the coming weeks.


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@missjillscott: RT @TheRealXiomara: *whispers sweetly* You're safe, little ovaries....you're safe. #Obama2012


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We gave Bush 8 years to destroy America lets give Obama 8 years to rebuild it! #Obama2012


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In case you missed it, here's video of Karl Rove having an epic battle with Fox News forecasters over Obama's win: bit.ly/SAG4Ot


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Comfort to Romney supporters: Remember how sure you were he was going to win? Well, you're just as wrong about Obama destroying the country


Trying to explain what the mafia is/was to my coworker. She just keeps looking at me blankly. How is she this sheltered and clueless??


Jody: "Was you able to test drive a vehicle while you was here?" Me: *head-desk*


Here we go. Day one of sharing an office with Jody. Ugh.


For some reason when AT&T tech support transfers a call, it some how winds up ringing the car dealership I work at. No lie. #WTF


I had forgotten how much I hate the break room and the people in it. Tomorrow I am going to eat lunch in my car.


Shut up shut up shut up shut up please just shut the eff up and go awaaaaay...


I just want to eat my cheesy noodles and listen to this audio book. I don't want to hear about your children or your fantasy football team.


I AM WEARING HEADPHONES BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANYONE YOU STUPID ANNOYING POTATO-SHAPED REDNECK!!!!! Can't I just eat in peace??


I'm ready to go home. Today I kept coming across stuff my coworker wrote. Ex: she spelled "schedule" "scedual" and used "they was." :(


I want to be hooooooome playing #Skyrim. But some new Battlefield update came out so Mike will be hogging the Xbox. #lame


"Don't bring back all supreme," I said. What did they do? Bring back all supreme pizzas.


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