Blonde Jokes
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Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? They don't know the route
Sorry for the delay guys. Anywho, what's do the blonde name her zebra? Spot
Guy: look a dead bird! Blonde: 'looks up' where?!
How many times do blinded laugh at a joke? 1. When they're telling it, 2. When they're explains it, 3. When they get it
How do you entertain a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner
What does a blonde see when she opens a box of Cheerios? Donut seeds
How do you entertain a blonde for hours? Wrote 'please turn over' on both sides of a price of paper
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? Because you can park in the handicapped zones
How do you make a blondes eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear
In a zombie apocalypse, the zombies walk past blondes
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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her
,89% of the blondes didn't notice the comma in the begging of this sentence
Did you hear about the blonde who locked her keys in the car? It took her a hour to get her family out
How do you know a blonde sent that FAX to you? There's a stamp on it
Why do blondes smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken
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