Kaitlin
@MischiefMachine
Positively patriotic. Always learning. Fearless flyer. Crazy dog lady. Unfailingly mischievous.
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Ever have a day where you're just done the minute you wake up?
Found myself very happy to have tossed in the CBD honey to my tea this AM when I got to work and had to listen to more conspiracy about masks and other politics.
Maddie saw her first #mushingteam on Monday and she would like to know when the next try-outs are. #alaskadog
I think the weird part about watching #AlaskaPD on A&E is recognizing the dispatcher voice over the Fbx radios.
Doris Burke ballin in heels: the power that that has, the intelligence that that has, the impact that that has, the profile that that has, the international implications that this has #AllHail @heydb
God bless the 33 yo male who made fun of my 50+ yo hosts for bringing me to an “old timers” bar. After that “middle aged” moment last month, this is very refreshing. Especially in SoCal.
WE DID IT! Donors from every state and Canada showed up to share their love for Theta and support the next generation of Theta leaders. The current total is an amazing $323,563. We couldn't be more grateful! #givingtuesday
Situation: I walk into the living room. Jenga and Spike are lying on beds on the floor. They both look at me innocently. There are wrappers from the kitchen garbage all over Spike’s bed. The catch: Spike is on a leash and can’t reach the kitchen. Jenga straight up framed him.
If your Thanksgiving table looks like this today. Thank you for what you do. ❤️ #firstresponders ift.tt/37Rc0MD
One of my favorite risks to take is trying a new recipe before a gathering with people I don't know.
Too bad it didn’t work. #RowTheBoat
“Fuck their damn boat” Sean Clifford is ready to ROLL
You ever wonder what goes on at the bottom of those big football piles?
I had never been as excited as I was twenty minutes ago to clean a bathroom. And I still stand by it.
The drive to the meeting was longer than my meeting tonight. The tea I made at home isn’t even cold yet.
Some days I’m sure I’m the relationship Scrooge. Others, I appear to be the realistic fortune teller. 🤷🏼♀️
New Mexico State’s Pistol Pete should be inducted into some hall of fame for this performance
There is actually nothing better than when a patient’s kiddo gives you a giant bear hug and says “Thanks for helping my mama get better.” 😭😭
Yesterday, I made it through three meals, a workday and a beer without getting ANYTHING on my white dress shirt. I’ve never felt more adult in my life.
I just burpeed in a dress shirt and heels. This is my day today.
Attention businesses: Maybe don't have the hurricane coverage blasting in a quiet lobby. Some of us can't listen to that.
United States Trends
- 1. #SmackDown N/A
- 2. #DragRace N/A
- 3. #TheLastDriveIn N/A
- 4. Olympics N/A
- 5. Obamas N/A
- 6. Kit Wilson N/A
- 7. Mariah Carey N/A
- 8. #MutantFam N/A
- 9. Pistons N/A
- 10. Giulia N/A
- 11. #loveduringlockup N/A
- 12. Athena N/A
- 13. Lion King N/A
- 14. UConn N/A
- 15. Tiffany Stratton N/A
- 16. Chelsea Green N/A
- 17. Braylon Mullins N/A
- 18. St. John N/A
- 19. Cody Raheem Rhodes N/A
- 20. Carmelo Hayes N/A
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