Morrissey
@MiserableMozza
Heaven knows I'm miserable now. Original account but not the actual Pope of Mope of course.
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God help the poor dullards who can only truly appreciate Interflora on Valentines and during their tacky Weddings.
I once walked past a Tesco Express and couldn't help but notice a handsome young fellow stacking shelves. How peculiar.
The only cure I have found to the Monday blues is to play a Harmonica made of Chocolate.
I woke up today as I do everyday, wishing I hadn't, ah ho ho ha ha.
I nearly tried intercourse once but decided to go Shirt shopping instead.
There really is no crime greater than owning a pair of those Crocodile sandals.
Before fame was thrust upon me, I once suffered the indignity of not being able to buy myself Chrysanthemums twice daily.
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