Cat Commander
@Miss_Commander
#tvismydrugofchoice Lover of tea and good grammar. Enthusiastic dancer. Feminist, filmmaker, rule breaker.
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Today i facilitated an 11month olds first real life kitteh interaction and yall i think i found my purpose, kid was so excited. Chompski is avail for smol person kitteh intros 😽😽
I am HERE for random people hearing me utter a few words and immediately asking if I I’m into Kath and Kim. It’s noice, it’s unyousual, it’s different.
I no longer get mad at things that don’t surprise me, and nothing surprises me- is this the definition of being dead inside?
Everyone is wondering whether my kid will have a laid back aussie accent or start talking like a he’s straight out of Goodfellas when the sad fact is he’ll probably sound like the GPS lady
I imagined maternity leave quite differently, it did not involve organising opossum removal or my sons intense love of 5 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed.
Looked at a bridge and thought wow what a nice bridge. So that’s where I’m at in life.
Today I saw a cat that looked like David Bowie and Hitler. We had a moment by Monte Vista.
Remember Warheads?? Even after a bad experience you’re eager to try all the other flavours … weirdly addictive once you give in to the peer pressure of it all … this is also being a parent, yes?
Oh dear god I tweeted a Wordle score by mistake. I guess I’m just that guy now.
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- 2. #SmackDown N/A
- 3. Sinner N/A
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- 19. Attitude Era N/A
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