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Fit but Awkward

@MissusPerfect

Missed my nail appointment because I was playing flappy bird and taking selfies. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you #2014


Everyone is so stupid spending all this money on argon, coconut, Moroccan oil. Just don't wash it for a week your hair will make its own!


If my hot pants don't show some bum cheek they're too big #RatchetGirlProblems


When someone steals your hairstyle 👊👿


Wanting a sleeve but thinking you probably can't pull it off #life


Thinking you look like Beyonce in one mirror and Fat Amy in another 🙈 #GirlProbs


Replying to everything anyone tells you with "cool story bro" 👍 and watch them get annoyed lol


I can tell when I'm coming on my period, I literally hate everyone.


I hate people badgering me thinking what they have to say/ask is the most important thing in the world. Not Interested.


It's not that I can't stand the sight of you... I can't even stand the thought of you


People think happiness comes from the way you are treated. But it doesn't. It comes from the way you treat others.


How sweet is my boyfriend lol. He asks me this almost every day.....

MissusPerfect's tweet image. How sweet is my boyfriend lol. He asks me this almost every day.....

Love lazing around naked after a hard training session


Someone advise me on some good music. My iTunes is starting to get #lame


How funny on a personal account you say something controversial and you LOSE followers but say it on an Anon account and you GAIN them.


Not straightened my hair for 15 days now. It's in such better condition already and has grown loads. Plus I'm ready in like 5mins.


Starbucks, Training, Tanning 💖


Two people offering to pay my parking today when the machine wouldn't take my note restored my faith in good people #PrettyGirlPrivileges


Getting your eyebrows threaded and the threaders breath STINKS. Nothing worse than bad breath #Dog


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