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Mostly just quotes from my Mom or the Simpsons

Just realized I dreamt learning about a restaurant that only makes tiramisu 😞


"Guys go outside! The sky is making crazy noises?!"


" you kinda give loan shark vibes" - about me


"Fill up water bottles and drink. Apparently, Hell is coming to East Lansing " - mom


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Michigan in 5 years

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We’re making it easier to walk and bike around our beautiful state. 🚴 Our latest budget makes big investments to help cities and transit agencies create options for pedestrians and bicyclists. Let's go!



"Everyone is a sheep and we are hummingbirds" -mom


Spencer: hmm, there's a baby in the road. Rach: WHAT Me: Well there's also a guy holding a baby Spencer: it wasn't a lie


I'm my own little Ken doll, I get to pick my little outfits -Gabe


The only media I've consumed this month is Ben 10 lore and dashcam crash footage


Meter Maid, the lowest form of human -Sam


*prof finishes example* Student: there is definitely a fast way to do that right? Prof: Yes, but I know you don't remember 313 so just stick with this.


"I'm only an apparition baby boy" -Liam


Doctor: are you allergic to any medicine? Anya: No! But I'm excited to find out 😀 Doctor: 😐


Grandma: I need a new bed Mom: okay Grandma: Your father bought a bed, a month later he died. His father bought a bed, one month later he's dead. But I'm too busy to die


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I need DnD soon or imma stroke out


Gardners, farmers, cowboys, whatever! -Tyler


Me: ya know if you want a good dnd podcast then- Anya: No, you are my dnd podcast, I tune in every 2 months and that's enough


I'm not going to urgent care! I'll bite the doctors! -@anya_said_


Thank you @HeyBethMay on @dungeonsanddads for referencing Fool Moon in episode 6


He's right, I'm tired of all the bones in my ice cream


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