Alec
@MisterJDoe
Mostly just quotes from my Mom or the Simpsons
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Just realized I dreamt learning about a restaurant that only makes tiramisu 😞
"Fill up water bottles and drink. Apparently, Hell is coming to East Lansing " - mom
Michigan in 5 years
We’re making it easier to walk and bike around our beautiful state. 🚴 Our latest budget makes big investments to help cities and transit agencies create options for pedestrians and bicyclists. Let's go!
Spencer: hmm, there's a baby in the road. Rach: WHAT Me: Well there's also a guy holding a baby Spencer: it wasn't a lie
I'm my own little Ken doll, I get to pick my little outfits -Gabe
The only media I've consumed this month is Ben 10 lore and dashcam crash footage
*prof finishes example* Student: there is definitely a fast way to do that right? Prof: Yes, but I know you don't remember 313 so just stick with this.
Doctor: are you allergic to any medicine? Anya: No! But I'm excited to find out 😀 Doctor: 😐
Grandma: I need a new bed Mom: okay Grandma: Your father bought a bed, a month later he died. His father bought a bed, one month later he's dead. But I'm too busy to die
Me: ya know if you want a good dnd podcast then- Anya: No, you are my dnd podcast, I tune in every 2 months and that's enough
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