Mitchell Torborg
@MitchellTorborg
Early to bed, early to rise, fish like hell and make up lies.
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ATL wasn’t too kind to us, but think this might make someone’s day. Retweet this picture and I’ll sign & send the fender off 007 from Saturday’s race to someone lucky later this week. 👊🏼
The wolves should just lose to get Thibs the fuck outta here
Just waiting for this snow to melt so we can enjoy a Busch Light in the sun by the lake.
If everyone in the world could enjoy a Busch Light. There would be world peace.
1st 47 seconds #mnwild game: Lost opening faceoff, Stalock save, Spurgeon penalty, Jets goal, goal disallowed, Lapanta calls Stalock Dubnyk.
Dearest mother — My sidearm proficiency is quickly returning; my sights sharper and reload speed quickens. I shall battle soon. — Andrew
We have more fans show up for high-school hockey games than what showed up at the Red Wings home opener tonight
I'd rather freeze a log of my shit and blow it like a dick in front of my mom than watch Yankee fans celebrate. Awful.
I hate football. I'm going to move to a small village with no TV's. Make pottery and suck my own dick in front of cheetahs.
B5 - UMD adds 5 runs on 5 hits but Easley strikes out 2 in a row to end the inning, E5 #NSICBase #BeavBaseball
Spring break is gonna be a relationship tester for @MitchellTorborg and I. We haven't been apart that long in a while. Stay tuned updates
Tarps on. It's winter in #Letterkenny. S3 production begins! bmpr.ca/2mdiFsi @LetterkennyProb @jaredkeeso @summernate @KTrevorWilson
You don't realize how drunk you are until you're on the way home from the party with your parents
Yeah, Charlie Coyle got pushed into Crawford by a CHI defenseman and they call Coyle for interference. Yeah, that makes fucking sense.
Can't be let down by the Wolves and Twins every year if all you watch is the Wild
Don't let the Falcons blowing a 21 point lead distract you from the fact the Wild have more wins than the Avs have points
Yeah, THE PATRIOTS WILL NOT GO AWAY EVER. CUTOFF SWEATSHIRT SEX ALL FUCKING NIGHT. HERE. WE. GO.
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- 20. With You N/A
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