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@Dory Theres a new sheriff in town


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Leif Erickson -name is capitalized -gets loads of pussy -discovered North America -officially endorsed by spongebob -had a sick beard

christopher columbus: -fake as shit -prolly smoked mid -scared of horses native americans -smoked big gas -sold corn $30 a g -loved horses



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I can hear it now "ma a car just crashed through the roof" Her: "Well maybe if you wasnt always on that goddamn phone.."

You know how piss I'd be if I was sleeping and a car just crash through my roof?



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Seeing people retweet porn on the timeline

Mmr_Ray's tweet image. Seeing people retweet porn on the timeline
Mmr_Ray's tweet image. Seeing people retweet porn on the timeline
Mmr_Ray's tweet image. Seeing people retweet porn on the timeline

Oh the irony

Mmr_Ray's tweet image. Oh the irony

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She only like me cause my

HappyHoey's tweet image. She only like me cause my

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Im jus tryna suck some titties on this cold winter night


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Clean yo room


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Cracks not a drug its a rock, therefore im not a drug dealer im a quarryman


"You two date?" Nah we're just...

Mmr_Ray's tweet image. "You two date?"
Nah we're just...

after you beat your meat an you catch yourself in a mirror

Mmr_Ray's tweet image. after you beat your meat an you catch yourself in a mirror

when you take her on a date, behave like a gentleman, pay for everything, and at the end of the night she expects sex

Mmr_Ray's tweet image. when you take her on a date, behave like a gentleman, pay for everything, and at the end of the night she expects sex

Lost 2004-2010

Mmr_Ray's tweet image. Lost 2004-2010

"Use your own words don't just copy from the text book" Book : She was born in 1978 Me: 1978 is the year she was born


When you're looking for attention in an argument and say "k bye" and they respond back with "alright bye"

Mmr_Ray's tweet image. When you're looking for attention in an argument and say "k bye" and they respond back with "alright bye"

Me when it comes to sharing food with someone

Mmr_Ray's tweet image. Me when it comes to sharing food with someone

Go head and listen to this heat

You know how piss I'd be if I was sleeping and a car just crash through my roof?



This how I be diving when I'm almost late to class and that door bouta close 😂😂

Mmr_Ray's tweet image. This how I be diving when I'm almost late to class and that door bouta close 😂😂

What men play with vs what women play with

Mmr_Ray's tweet image. What men play with vs what women play with
Mmr_Ray's tweet image. What men play with vs what women play with

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