Archangel Michael
@ModelArchangel
Leader of God's army. My favorite past-time is weighing souls. Is yours righteous or wicked? I'll be the judge. But a pack of cigarettes helps. {Holy RP}
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Wicked or righteous. That's a lot like "naughty or nice". I am a holy Santa Claus. Now where are my damn smokes?
It's been a hot minute. {He waves a cigarette as he speaks.} Not because it's been awhile, but because I was in Hell for a minute. It's hot.
"@RPersConfess: Confession #19: http://t.co/Kx5esPQ7HX" ~ RL Selfie and OOC-RP tweeters I deem you utterly wicked! And annoying as fuck.
"@The_FirebirdK: Why am I laughing so hard at this 😂😂 " ~ The foreshortening of an Akita is apparently hilarious.
"@_TheDarkKnight: Ugh don't want to deal with shit today..." ~ Every fucking day, Bruce. Every. Fucking. Day.
Do you ever realize you aren't like anyone? Don't know what sort of creatures you're meant to flock with? And then realize, maybe...none?
I was gonna try to help you out, @_Dark_Night, but okay. Angel's work: always thankless. {He snaps his fingers into flame against a smoke.}
"@_Dark_Night: //I gotta stop using porn stars as FCs" ~ Now /there's/ a bad decision. {The angel stubs out his cigarette.} Why stop?
"@SweetDoughBoi: Pretty angel alert! *Points and cat whistles.* Now that's what I call Devine Beauty." ~ Is flattery a sin...? {He grins.}
"@StunningTorment: She said yes! My beautiful princess @EmiIySears and I are engaged!" ~ Congratulations. {He plucks a feather as a gift.}
"@ArrogantBrawler: {Lays down on the floor, shirt open exactly like my Avi}" ~ Get one of those sick-people-ice-buckets! He must be dying!
Should I tell everyone Daddy is just a shadow-puppet? Or do you think that might be "too upsetting"?
"@_RhondaWilliams: @ModelArchangel hello thanks for following." ~> {He tamps down his cigarette on the table lightly.} Same.
< Well...what if it's just because they can't fucking stand you? #MINDBLOWN /I know/! I never considered that.
Holy shit. {Actual angels sing.} I just had an epiphany! You know how people complain about accounts following them and then unfollowing? >
"@UnhingedWere: Okay today I decide." ~> Ooooh my Dad doesn't like talk like that. Although he thinks the illusion of "free will" is "cute".
"@MissSammiW69: " ~> Yeeeah...Dad's actually pretty into keeping Heaven 'full', if you know what I mean.
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