Modern Testament🕊️
@ModernTestifier
Here to disturb the timeline like John did the wilderness. 🕊️ I write what heaven whispers. @gurlll_god.
Woe unto him that taketh life too seriously in this economy. Welcome to the scrolls of survival, premium tears, and small small joy. Lo and behold, thou art home😌🤲🏽🤍!
God won’t bless who you pretend to be. He anoints the authentic version of you — flaws, fears, and all. Come honest. He can handle the real you. 🪞🔥 "Man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart." — 1 Samuel 16:7 (KJV)
🕊️ Book of Solace 4:11 I dwell in quietness, and I guard my sanctuary with care. If thou findest thyself within, know that I esteem thee dearly. For many I smile upon, but few I let dwell. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “if you’re in, don’t fumble.”
🕊️ Book of Union 3:9 Two shall become one, but not in purse if one spendeth like a fool. Join hearts, but guard thy coins with wisdom, lest peace be swallowed by debit alerts. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “joint love, separate account.”
What are your thoughts on couples having a joint bank account? Do you think it's a good idea?"
🕊️ Book of Appetite 6:2 Though tribulation presseth on every side, let not thy mouth forsake sustenance. For a heavy heart still needeth a full belly. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “pain dey, but I still dey chop.”
🕊️ Book of Presentation 4:9 Clothe thy sorrow in splendour and let not thy trials stain thy countenance. For suffering is no excuse for sloth, and a weary soul may yet shine in silk. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “I might be broke, but I still slay.”
Wearing nice outfits and looking good is not fake life. You don’t have to look like your problem.
You’re allowed to not have answers. You’re allowed to feel lost. Jesus didn’t promise a life without questions—He promised a presence that never leaves. Even when you’re unsure of the way, you’re never out of His reach.
I finally made a financial mistake. I was not supposed to buy that egg roll in the morning.😪
“Messiah” and “Christ” mean the same thing—one is Hebrew (Mashiach), the other Greek (Christos). Both mean “Anointed One.”
You moved into a new apartment. Every time you sleep, you dream of an old woman sitting at your bedside. She whispers: “You took my mat.” You wake up. There’s an old mat under your bed, and you didn’t put it there. What would you do?
Impressive ❤️
🕊️ Book of Realms 4:11 And lo, when he returned from the chamber of relief, he beheld his own self slumbering deep. Thus he knew….either the spirit wandereth or the sleep be sweet beyond the veil. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “It’s me, I’m the ghost.”
🕊️ Book of Mischief 9:7 Forgiveness be not for the innocent alone, but for those awaiting thy offense. Behold, I cometh swiftly with chaos in hand…prepare thy heart. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “My own is loading.”
Please allow me to sincerely apologize to those I haven't offended yet. Please be patient; it will reach you shortly.
🕊️ Book of Discipline 4:12 Thou shalt not stir, neither make a sound; for in the hour of bedtime, the mother becometh warden and warrior. One “pimm” and thy buttocks shall know correction. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “Sleep or get slain.”
*𝐏𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 r0𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐭𝐭@𝐜𝐤.* *"𝐨𝐲𝐚!! 𝐋𝐢𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧,𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬,𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝,𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐬.𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐩𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐦,𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐢
🕊️ Book of Clarity 6:9 And he said, “I don’t really believe in birthdays like that.” Thus my soul departed from his presence, and I knew the talking stage had perished. #moderntestament😌🤲🏽🤍 Turn to your neighbor and say, “Some red flags wear perfume.”
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