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JM (he/him)

@ModestMOSFET

Fluent in English and ReactJS

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I no longer email people "hoping this finds you well." It finds you how it finds you. I got shit to do.


Hey @DisneyStudios and @Pixar curious how you feel abt this ad I got on @YouTube

ModestMOSFET's tweet image. Hey @DisneyStudios and @Pixar curious how you feel abt this ad I got on @YouTube

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you’re not in your “slut era” you’re in your “posting a thirst trap on social media to give you a small hit of dopamine because you’re depressed era”


My nightmares about public speaking in high school be like

ModestMOSFET's tweet image. My nightmares about public speaking in high school be like

Hey @mubi when your website attempts to use a saved card via Stripe and fails (the card I had saved was expired), the frontend doesn't report any error, and your backend forwards literally the entire Stripe API response lol

ModestMOSFET's tweet image. Hey @mubi when your website attempts to use a saved card via Stripe and fails (the card I had saved was expired), the frontend doesn't report any error, and your backend forwards literally the entire Stripe API response lol

Hey @YouTube @TeamYouTube @YTAdvertisers, the reason I use AdBlock isn't because I hate creators or want YouTube to fail - it's because the alternative is seeing ads like this

ModestMOSFET's tweet image. Hey @YouTube @TeamYouTube @YTAdvertisers, the reason I use AdBlock isn't because I hate creators or want YouTube to fail - it's because the alternative is seeing ads like this

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To save everyone time, I had to dig through the thread to discover that the hole in the coffee cup is the handle.

mathematicians are absolutely deranged

angryfermion's tweet image. mathematicians are absolutely deranged


Hey @POTUS don't make this rail think your Katrina, chief


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I'm only here passing time in her arms. Hoping I'll find a glimpse of us. 🎵 Happy Wednesday, pals! Here's a 6-Part acapella! #VTuberUprising #Vtubers #joji


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Interest in Penis Enlargement by US State

TerribleMaps's tweet image. Interest in Penis Enlargement by US State

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asked this guy to come over and hang out bc i miss him and want to have sex and he said no because of "traffic" ????? men used to go to war


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Happy Friday any tabs left open at the end of the day are tiny little pixelated anchors. You don't need them. You won't get to them. They're weighing you down. It's okay to let them go. They aren't helping you. Go forth and surf the web, don't be stuck in one place.


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Here's a never before seen outtake from Bear in the Big Blue House.


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It can't be unseen.

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Hey @netflix seems like your webapp crashes when I disconnect a Bluetooth device Solution: try { calculateBtAudioLag(); } catch (err) { fancyCusomNetflixLogger(err); fallbackToRegularAudio(); } 😉

ModestMOSFET's tweet image. Hey @netflix seems like your webapp crashes when I disconnect a Bluetooth device
Solution:
try {
  calculateBtAudioLag();
} catch (err) {
  fancyCusomNetflixLogger(err);
  fallbackToRegularAudio();
}
😉

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NEW VIDEO! Building A PC With YouTuber Merch! youtu.be/ltD4TVN9wAY To win the 1 of 1 MKBHD edition LTT screwdriver: 1. Follow @MKBHD 2. RT this tweet 3. Random winner will be picked on 09/30/22. Keep your DMs open! #sponsored by @LinusTech

MKBHD's tweet image. NEW VIDEO! Building A PC With YouTuber Merch!

youtu.be/ltD4TVN9wAY

To win the 1 of 1 MKBHD edition LTT screwdriver:
1. Follow @MKBHD
2. RT this tweet
3. Random winner will be picked on 09/30/22. Keep your DMs open!

#sponsored by @LinusTech

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A short acapella with 4-Part Harmony & 3-song Mashup! Ain't melody lines lovely? 🎵 #Vtuber #VTuberUprising


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