MongoDoSQL
@MongoDoSQL
MONGO LEARN SQL. GOOD AT DATABASE. HIRE FOR PROTECT YOUR DATA.
GOOD THING #SQLSERVER NO MORE DEPRECATE FEATURES. MONGO ALWAYS KEEP OLD TECHNOLOGY AROUND FOREVER. #ASBESTOS4LYFE
Some of you will be receiving DMCA notices about the usage of promo materials for #StarTrekDiscovery. These images were not meant to be distributed. We're in the process of scrubbing them from the internet which is something we told our bosses we can do so please play along.
Somebody sent us this. We don't get it. #StarTrek #StarTrekPicard #SciFi #StarTrekDiscovery
TEENAGE GIRL IN MONGO WANT #PUMPKINSPICE SERVER CLUSTER.
#SQLSERVER RELEASE EVERY EVEN YEAR. THEN RELEASE EVERY YEAR. THEN RELEASE EVERY ODD YEAR. MONGO HEAD HURT.
GET RID OF CXPACKET WAITS. REPLACE SERVER WITH 486DX. #SQLTIP #SQLSERVER
REGISTER WEBCAST FOR TOILET + ORACLE.
Move at the speed of #innovation with @Deloitte + Oracle. Register here for webcasts you won't want to miss: bit.ly/2ka3OlZ @DeloitteOracle
Oracle CEO @MarkVHurd: Feature-Poor MongoDB Unlikely to Take Share bit.ly/2ySk7XU vía @barronsonline
#ORACLECLOUD JUST ANNOUNCE THEY COMPLETELY TRANSPARENT WITH ALL 3 COMPANIES THAT USE IT.
NO WANT GO ON RED SHIRT TOUR. MONGO SEE WHAT HAPPEN TO RED SHIRT ON STAR TREK.
Couldn't make it in-person for the Azure #RedShirtDevTour? Catch the Scott Gu livestream this Friday at 8:45 AM ET: msft.social/0blF07
HOW BUILD SCHEMA IN NO SCHEMA DB. NEXT WEEK: HOW BUILD HOUSE WITH NO WALLS.
Starting in 30 🕛 Our session on advanced schema design patterns in MongoDB. Join here 👉mongodb.social/2xPHzrE
#ORACLE BEST CLOUD STRATEGY: WAIT COMPETITORS TO DIE OF OLD AGE.
NO CAN USE #BI TOOL OF CHOICE. NOT SUPPORT LOTUS 1-2-3.
Learn how to configure #MongoDB w/ your #BI tool of choice during our webinar tomorrow! spr.ly/60118LYYZ
#SQLSERVER 2017 WILL RELEASE JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN. FIRST SERVICE PACK DUE ON FOLLOWING FRIDAY 13TH. COINCIDENCE.
"DO YOU WORK WELL IN FAST PACED ENVIRONMENT?" = "WE NOT PLAN WELL. U OK WITH THAT?" #JOBHELP #JOBS #RESUMETIPS
MORE VERSION MEAN BETTER. THIS TWEET VERSION 21.0
Wow! The #SQLServer #PowerShell cmdlets have gone from version 1 in SQL Server 2014 to version 20 in SQL Server 2016
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