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Ben

@MontanaAreaCode

Nobody wants me to grow and progress they all want me to keep being a gangster


I don’t think China will ever win because they lack Bataillean thought


People are googling “Chinese gas explosions”


Dumped orange coin rotated into more 🪄coin


Browsing the balenciaga website, fantasizing about paying thousands of dollars to appear as though I have a more severe form of autism


Thinking about when I ate a whole bag of these and threw up for hours and Doritos flamin hot vomit was coming out of my nose

MontanaAreaCode's tweet image. Thinking about when I ate a whole bag of these and threw up for hours and Doritos flamin hot vomit was coming out of my nose

Short term imprisonment would be a net positive for most of you


Watch out elon musk and jeff bezos I’m coming for the crown

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I found a bunch of yerk 30s in my medicine cabinet and I can’t eat them, torturous


Wow babe your so rhizomatic and normal your my little node


Average looksmatched couple in 2023

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Boss just sent me an incredibly detailed spreadsheet broken down into what we’re purchasing with unit cost and amount of units and every other kind of measure you could imagine and asked “could you break this down”


I love throwing up


You guys wouldn’t understand me I’m so unrelateable


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