MooMoo the Cow
@MooMooProblems
Very sad cow. Most complaints are how the world wasn't made for individuals without thumbs. *Sigh*
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I'm currently writing a petition to Chick-fil-A for their dangerous depiction of cows as bad at spelling okay I know I didn't know udder wasn't spelled utter for a while but leave me alone for a little wait please come back I'm so lonely
Everybody talks about which hogwarts house they'd be sorted into and I'm definitely a hufflepuff but I can even hold a wand so I just feel left out
Do you know how long it takes me to write a tweet with no thumbs? MOOOOOORE than you'd expect #thumbwoes
I've been twiddling my thumb all da...oh wait I don't have thumbs. #nothumbslife
Black sheep black sheep Have you any wool I'm lonely and cold Please help
Mooove over bitch or you will get a knock to the udder sac
The grass falls into place when the wind blows in a different direction
I am the cow that frowns and only uses approximate rhyme.
Tried chewing tobacco today. Nothing like cud. Threw up.
Ugh gastric acid tastes a bad. Why was the cow cursed with such a nast digestive system?
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