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Morbid Student

@MorbidStudent

You ever not study- know that you're going to fail- become okay with that- fail- tell your parents- they disown you- you spend the rest of your days begging for cigarette butts and chugging Burnettes? Yeah me too. #MyTeachersNeedToDrinkBleachButSaveSomeForMe


''Twas the day after finals, and all through the campus, only a couple suicidal students remained on #finals checklist."


That first final hits, but you have another one


When finals are over.

MorbidStudent's tweet image. When finals are over.

When you got an F and your parents are grade Nazis... #drinkbleach

MorbidStudent's tweet image. When you got an F and your parents are grade Nazis... 

#drinkbleach

Hopefully this fall from the top of the library will kill me. #finals


While you were reading this 4 babies were born across the world. Statistically, 2 of them died. Study Hard.


Don't worry about that F you got. In 100 years no one will remember you or that F.


Professor: Did you study? Me:


That moment you thought you studied well, only to figure out you didn't:


When you get an A on your final:


Statistically, you could die tomorrow. Study hard.


Running into finals like


Scam of the year: The library isn't making me pay rent.


Remember teachers, there's a direct correlation between getting cancer and not rounding your students' grades that extra 0.5%.


Does your #GPA start with a 1 or lower? Did you fail all your #finals? Then do I have a deal for you:

MorbidStudent's tweet image. Does your #GPA start with a 1 or lower? Did you fail all your #finals? Then do I have a deal for you:

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