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Called the dentist today to schedule a teeth cleaning. The earliest they can fit me in is SEPTEMBER. What.


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The producers handing Shenae a plate of shrimp: #Bachelor #TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC

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#Bachelor #TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC

Hey @RadioKirsten we cannot understand you. Please stop doing that thing where you trail off, and start enunciating all parts of the sentence. @radiomville


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Waiter to Bryan: “fries ok?” Morgan: “actually can we have sweet potato fries?” Bryan: “we?”


Second time I’ve ordered a drink in Chicago. Second time I did not get carded. Okay.


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This is Bear. She can hear a butterfly burp from half a mile away. 12/10 would alternate boops and belly rubs

dog_rates's tweet image. This is Bear. She can hear a butterfly burp from half a mile away. 12/10 would alternate boops and belly rubs

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BRING BACK BOB

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If I could choose a superpower, I think I would choose to read people’s minds because I don’t understand how the collaborative public can simply be okay with how everyone acts.


Our old timer loves his new bed from @Chewy (as always). Sweet dreams buddy💕 @Bry_Wentz

MorganKuster's tweet image. Our old timer loves his new bed from @Chewy (as always). Sweet dreams buddy💕 

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What are some old school, cool, formal boys names? Walter, Arthur, Marvin, etc.


This girl is something else. I’m lucky to have her in my life.

MorganKuster's tweet image. This girl is something else. I’m lucky to have her in my life.

Fantastic. Exactly the message you want to see when you’re supposed to break ground on your new home this month. 🥸

MorganKuster's tweet image. Fantastic. Exactly the message you want to see when you’re supposed to break ground on your new home this month. 🥸

My muggle fiancé bought me a Harry Potter board game for my birthday and has agreed to play it with me today. He even has a smile on his face while talking about it. He either is my best friend and soulmate..or still under my love potion spell 🧙🏻‍♀️


Bryan asked for the time. I said “ten...seven:ten” aha, trickery.


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My professor is absolutely too pure for this world😢❤️

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I couldn’t imagine spending my life with anyone but my wonderful fiancé and best friend. He’s the sunshine that keeps me thriving.


My future husband is the sweetest man. Driving up to a stoplight with a semi truck full of pigs, he drives exxxtra slow so I can see all the piggy noses 🐽💕


Sometimes when people ask questions about the wedding, I want to respond with “you don’t have to do that.”


You KNOW a woman is responsible for Apples new “reply to specific text bubble” update, because it’s only been a few days and I’m already obsessed with it.


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