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DezNasty

@MormOff

Not even a little stitious. My DMs are magically delicious.

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I love your opinionated passion #SeduceMeIn5Words


And?

"Cult" is synonymous with "religion"; arguably, the only people who aren't cultists are atheists. If you subscribe to any spiritual or religious ideology, then you are no more or less a cultist than I (as a Latter-day Saint) am. merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/cult



Blows my mind that I spend .02 seconds a week on here and still ya’ll follow me


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Too long for a tweet, so I just did a tall screenshot of my Facebook post. #ExMormon #LGBT

WillFactorMedia's tweet image. Too long for a tweet, so I just did a tall screenshot of my Facebook post. #ExMormon #LGBT

There are zero instances where this is an acceptable take. None. Zero. If you EVER think that a 14 year old can consent to a relationship, much less one with someone more than TWENTY YEARS OLDER, then you need to seriously rethink some things!!

"Cult" is synonymous with "religion"; arguably, the only people who aren't cultists are atheists. If you subscribe to any spiritual or religious ideology, then you are no more or less a cultist than I (as a Latter-day Saint) am. merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/cult



Deznat bois are the same guys that always leaned back in their chairs. Change my mind.


Big dick energy. Don’t make them mad guys. Morality is measured by aggressive action. At least it’s Old Testament consistent.

MormOff's tweet image. Big dick energy. Don’t make them mad guys. Morality is measured by aggressive action. At least it’s Old Testament consistent.

Making pillows to sell on late night infomercials is now a qualification for advising a president about national security. I’m sure he advocates for a soft touch, right? GMAFB


Fuck superstitions


Make it make sense!

MormOff's tweet image. Make it make sense!
MormOff's tweet image. Make it make sense!

When a Mormon tells you “I invite you to...” in the middle of a disagreement, what does that make you feel/think?


The first time I masturbated was when I was 13 years old. I instantly felt dirty and as if I were a bad person. I blame all those who drilled that into my head as a child. Today, I masturbate and feel empowered and happy. The difference? I stopped listening to old white dudes.


Bingo

"When someone who has nothing teaches you about gratitude, the preachings of the ones who have everything sounds empty." #GiveThanks #DezNat #HearHim

soakinsherisdew's tweet image. "When someone who has nothing teaches you about gratitude, the preachings of the ones who have everything sounds empty." #GiveThanks #DezNat #HearHim


Mormon’s obsession with reproduction is based more in a subconscious desperation to grow church numbers than it is in “calling down our brothers and sisters” when you see how manipulative Mormon parents are with their kids. Prove me wrong.


In case you are curious about what the #givethanks tag is about, just imagine white people humble-bragging and you will get the basic idea. Leave it to Mormons to think you can just “happy thoughts” reality away.


Can I come back out now that Trump is on his way out?


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imagine spending every second trying to get to heaven bc the possibility of an afterlife is more important than the ACTUAL life right in front of u, so u deprive yourself of meaningful relationships, experiences, & pursuits & slowly lose the will to live that was me for 25 years


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Based on... *checks notes* ... vague references, I conclude that my religion did nothing wrong ever and there must be a reasonable explanation. I don't have one, but based on... *checks notes again* ... vague references, I conclude that there must be one. I don't have one tho.


When you don’t understand why everyone else isn’t running on Diet Coke and adderall all the time too.

Sleepy Joe Biden just closed down his campaign for the day (Again). Wants to rest! He is a very LOW ENERGY INDIVIDUAL, and our Country cannot make it in these exciting, but complex and competitive times, with a Low Energy President !!!



When you start asking yourself “why do I even use Twitter?!?”


This is some mega mind philosophy here

Sleepy Joe Biden just closed down his campaign for the day (Again). Wants to rest! He is a very LOW ENERGY INDIVIDUAL, and our Country cannot make it in these exciting, but complex and competitive times, with a Low Energy President !!!



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