Morpheus
@MorpheusNMatrix
I rather be in the matrix, it sucks in real earth. I do need to pay taxes though that's the only thing I cant stand
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People say the matrix is a prison....well it's better then real life. I have a good life here. Unless its tax day then I'm back in Zion
I act white as fuck when I dont have my coffee in the morning
Who had the cuter baby picture? Like for Baby Jesus Retweet for Baby Krishna #SundayThoughts
So Neo Is Home And About To Sleep...I Need To Get Him Back With My Cocktail I'm Drinking. Spill It On "Accident"
Trinity Is Drunk And Hitting On Me And Neo Is Out Of Town For A Family Reunion...Should I Go For It
I have a theory that trump is a program ment to give us something to complain about and I am doing it very well so far
Neo spilled his cocktail all over my nice trench coat and now I smell like vodka
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