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@MostEveryone

i am most everyone and i speak for most everyone.

This whole President-Elect thing sure feels like an M. Night Shyamalan movie.


Wishes @realDonaldTrump and @HillaryClinton have fatal accidents tomorrow so our country doesn't.


I'm waiting for Donald Trump to announce Kanye West as his running mate. @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MzI1NDI3NTA2


Every nerd out there is the perfect guy, except for: The way we look The things we like The aw... @Whisper whisper.sh/w/Mjc3NDg3ODQx


There are so many @apple watches now, you have to not own one to stand out. #oops


My secret: I can successfully fold a fitted sheet. Yes, this has gotten me laid. @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjU5NzcxNDcw


I may forget your name right after you said it, but that's because I'm too busy reading you. Aries problems @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjU4OTA5OTc5


Anybody else think he's talking about Interstellar? "Intro” Matthew McConaughey and the MKC: Official Commercial: youtu.be/NcGhLcVqxf0


If her bra and panties match when you take her clothes off it wasn't you that decided to have sex @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjQ5OTM2NjQ3


I just saved a bunch of money on child support by switching to condoms!!!! @Whisper whisper.sh/w/NzU2OTAxNzM=


You know you're getting old when you think about food more than sex. @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjQ4NDUxMjUx


Dear Craigslist, Whisper has put your personal ads out of business. Sincerely, Horny... @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjQ4NDUzMjIw


Dear drunk self, McDonalds does not have the Whopper and eBay is not a place to make friends. @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjQ5NzMwMjcy


Out of all the apps on my smart phone, the phone is the least I use. @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjQ5MDU4NjU5


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