Tom Woods
@MotWoods
Raised by guinea pigs. Essentially feral. Likes films. Writes a bit.
The Fight Club organisers are having the devil of a time wording their GDPR email.
I've entered a giveaway to win @EurekaVideo's January titles eurekavideo.co.uk/news/competiti…
Very, very happy: #goaliefilm with @nicholaspinnock nominated for BEST UK SHORT FILM @EastEndFilmFest #EEFF2016
Does anyone have a spare #karagarga invite? It would make my Christmas.
In* Space** no-one*** can hear you scream**** *On the ** International Space Station ***Everyone ****Poo
I'm a real serious artist who produces meaningful work at all times. #GuineaPigOnASpacehopper
Don't forget; a little pesto can go a long way. I just caught mine trying to board the 11:24 flight to Belize.
Butterfly on trial at the Hague: ‘So, talk me through it again…you flapped your wings, and then what happened….?’
A police officer dressed up as a "ghost" to gain a confession. It failed. (Los Angeles, February 1914) @historyweird
'He who seeks revenge must dig TWO graves'. This is so true; when it comes time to hide the body, you're going to want options.
First Santa, and now Captain Birdseye. Goddammit - are NONE of my male role-models real?!?
@stomperbrau @williamsglyn Two years of Friday and Saturday night parties take their toll. Just wait for 'Sunday'. She'll look well haggard.
@stomperbrau @williamsglyn A sparkly jacket can't cover up Wikipedia, my dear. Unless you drape it over the screen, I guess.
Might have just convinced fiancé to call firstborn 'Hawkeye'. Only as a middle-name so far, but its a start.
"What's wrong with your guitar?" "Sir it's a violin" "Is it sick?" "It's just a violin" "What did you do to that guitar? Are you a witch?"
Fact: Kate Bush did NOT sing the theme tune to TV favourite 'Shortland Street'.
I can get behind everything that happens in Thor, except the way every knows how to correctly pronounce 'Mjolnir'.
@Bootherama No dufus - I'm in London, but I wrote those posts at 3am this morning.
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