Sassy, Esq.
@MotionToSass
There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world and those who want power in the bed.
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No pants season is the best season.
Now I'm watching Pretty Little Liars. Followed by hockey. Followed by Pitch Perfect. Followed by House.
I have been on the couch all day and successfully watched all episodes of Real World Skeletons
Lifetime: The network for everyone.. Prison Wives & Wana-B Nuns… #awkwarddddddd
Ofcourse I turned on Grey's right as Richard tells Meredith that Estelle died. 'Scuse me 😭😭
Throwback to the original time @KimKardashian broke the internet. Thank you for proving history repeats itself.
As a follow up to that, I'll be spending my day off buying fleece lined leggings and scarves
I wake up and the first thing I see is a text from my mother saying "snow!" Go home, Tennessee, you're drunk.
Casually eating pita chips and drinking sparkling water in bed. Because I'm fancy
Too bloated to wear uncomfortable clothes to work. Thanks, boss lady 😑
My baby brother starts pledging today. I could not be more excited for him. Or jealous because I miss college.
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