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Fear not all you #HarryPotter fans. He's actually alive and well living as a farmer near #Hexham @jk_rowling

MarkAlexLee's tweet image. Fear not all you #HarryPotter fans. He's actually alive and well living as a farmer near #Hexham 
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. @achrisevans @GaryLineker @grahnort @theJeremyVine you couldn't lend me tenner could one of you eh? Cheers #BBCpay #BBCsalaries


That Sean Bean must really like Wedding cake


Those wheat fields could be getting a good kicking tomorrow! #BBCelection #Election2017 #ToriesOut


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I have found thd perfect place for Ian Brady's ashes.

thinking_manc's tweet image. I have found thd perfect place for Ian Brady's ashes.

Until I'm told otherwise, Every beach is a nude beach.


JOB VACANCY: Grumpy old racist bastard required to unveil plaques, and insult other nations,.Send CV to [email protected]


Took my wife to the Dr because I thought she had Tourettes. I was wrong Turns out she really does think I'm cunt and wants me to fuck off.


Think you'll find that's an ambulance not a bus..

Man killed by bus on Oxford Street in central London bbc.in/2oe34fn



. @GordonRamsay Just made a Sausage roll from scratch for tea, what do you think?

MrGrumpyGit's tweet image. . @GordonRamsay Just made a Sausage roll from scratch for tea, what do you think?

Todays the day Everyone's a fucking joker then #aprilfoolsday


That boxing match last night was the best "Scouser vs One legged opponent" battle since @PaulMcCartney and Heather Mills' divorce


That Rod Stewart is a bit of a knob really


The wife hasn't spoke to me all weekend, and she thinks it's punishment 😊


I'm off to Tesco to fight for 3 iceberg lettuces to sell on ebay


Nice bit of merchandise there @realDonaldTrump

MrGrumpyGit's tweet image. Nice bit of merchandise there @realDonaldTrump

According to my Fitbit, I've wanked 25km since Christmas


I've got a transvestite mate who lives near Manchester. He's got a Wigan address


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