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Mr Grumpy Git

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Aug 3, 2017

Fear not all you #HarryPotter fans. He's actually alive and well living as a farmer near #Hexham @jk_rowling

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Jul 19, 2017

. @achrisevans @GaryLineker @grahnort @theJeremyVine you couldn't lend me tenner could one of you eh? Cheers #BBCpay #BBCsalaries

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Jun 30, 2017

That Sean Bean must really like Wedding cake

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Jun 8, 2017

Those wheat fields could be getting a good kicking tomorrow! #BBCelection #Election2017 #ToriesOut

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May 20, 2017

I have found thd perfect place for Ian Brady's ashes.

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May 20, 2017

Until I'm told otherwise, Every beach is a nude beach.

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May 4, 2017

JOB VACANCY: Grumpy old racist bastard required to unveil plaques, and insult other nations,.Send CV to [email protected]

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Apr 12, 2017

Took my wife to the Dr because I thought she had Tourettes. I was wrong Turns out she really does think I'm cunt and wants me to fuck off.

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Apr 9, 2017

Think you'll find that's an ambulance not a bus..

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Apr 9, 2017

Man killed by bus on Oxford Street in central London bbc.in/2oe34fn

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Apr 7, 2017

. @GordonRamsay Just made a Sausage roll from scratch for tea, what do you think?

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Apr 1, 2017

Todays the day Everyone's a fucking joker then #aprilfoolsday

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Mar 5, 2017

That boxing match last night was the best "Scouser vs One legged opponent" battle since @PaulMcCartney and Heather Mills' divorce

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Mar 3, 2017

That Rod Stewart is a bit of a knob really

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Feb 26, 2017

The wife hasn't spoke to me all weekend, and she thinks it's punishment 😊

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Feb 4, 2017

I'm off to Tesco to fight for 3 iceberg lettuces to sell on ebay

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Jan 25, 2017

Nice bit of merchandise there @realDonaldTrump

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Jan 18, 2017

According to my Fitbit, I've wanked 25km since Christmas

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Jan 5, 2017

I've got a transvestite mate who lives near Manchester. He's got a Wigan address

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