Mr. Collins
@Mr_Collins
I am most fortunate to have the condescending patronage of Lady Catherine De Bourgh. (Twitter patroness: @sarahmseltzer)
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Mondays are not, as a matter of course, fun days. Thus says my condescending Patroness, Lady Catherine.
. @jpodhoretz Presumptious, headstrong upstarts! ARE THE SHADES OF TNR TO BE THUS POLLUTED?
Lady Catherine sends no compliments to your mother. trib.al/PZOyh2N
Mama proved to be somewhat more tenacious in her attempts to convince me to accept @Mr_Collins, but I am assured that I am no longer at risk
#DeathComesToPemberley #PemberleyPBS Without anyone from Rosings present (ahem!) no wonder things have gone utterly amiss at Pemberley.
Can you imagine: a sequel to Pride and Prejudice that does not include YOURS TRULY? No condescension for poor Mr. C? flavorwire.com/484636/death-c…
"O. Autumn! Season of mists and mellow condescension and patronage from Lady Catherine!"-- Not Keats but Collins.
I thought it was the assigned purpose of men to explain things in delicate terms as might be particularly pleasing to the ladies.
I am bewildered. What is a mansplaining? salon.com/2014/08/11/jan…
I certainly think that the uneven status of Male and Female persons is God's plan. And Lady Catherine's plan as well. manfeels-park.com/comic/gods-pla…
I hope everyone had a lovely Sunday. @Mr_Collins the sermon was lovely as always. #blessed
. @ManfeelsPark Although I am somewhat confused by your purpose, I am greatly flattered by your condescending patronage!
There is something about the way the warm weather causes redness in the face that feels VERY improper, do you not think?
Charlotte yet again encouraged a lengthy perambulation of the grounds at Rosings during Eastertide. She is so solicitous of my health!
William Shakespeare, let us not forget, was a very vulgar man. And a commoner, to boot!
Mr. Collins is looking for a dance partner. Get busy writing queries for #queryball so we don't have to dance! @jsinsheim @shanlalexander
Lady Catherine ensures that lowly blooms do NOT commingle with more exalted species of flora. Mustn't encourage cross-pollinating! #rosings
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