Lisa W
@MsBehavior
she/her. funnier online. fatter in person. potty mouthed do-gooder. pied piper of chaos. irrepressible. bird whisperer. magic maker. story teller. HVAC queen.
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It’s the same photo. Had a special celebrity visit at the feeder, @TheSimpsons very own Mr. Burns! Little known fact, Mr. Burns may go by Montgomery but his real name is Chipmunkgomery Burns. 👀
The espresso machine at @TimHortons is the new ice cream machine at @McDonaldsCanada 👀 No Al Cappucino for me. Sad panda.
I still believe we can reclaim the 2011-2016 greatness of this app. Viva Twitter!
In 48 hours time I will finally have my mitts around another coffee from @wormholecoffee Is uh, is the delorean still there? 👀 (I love this place so much I’ve turned life long Chicago residents onto this place with my constant tire pumping) It’s been sooooo long. 🐛 🕳️ ☕️
Holy shit-hausen, look who I found! Very nice, very evil: even if he doesn’t know how to use a thermostat 🤷🏼♀️ @DanhausenAD What an absolute icon . 🖤
Having a conversation with my mother in law and the words “he really has a strong engelbert humperdink look to him, doesn’t he?” And I don’t know who I am anymore
Left this paper towel note for myself on the coffee/espresso maker. It worked. (It looks like mommy but says morning)
If you read about ih an unhinged woman being arrested in an industrial park know it was me, and what set me off the deep end was some asshole passing me on the left as I slowed down to make a left hand turn. Complete with turn signal. Carry on.
The banshee like noooooooo I shrieked half way to work when I realized I hadn’t taken my ADHD meds and I’m in a 6 hour training course for gas detection certification. Looool
The redemption arc in happy Gilmore 2 is absolutely flawless. 29 years later @AdamSandler recreated comedy gold with a top tier list of cameo appearances, star studded cast and just enough nostalgia to reconnect us to the original masterpiece. What a legend. Absolute genius.
This fucking hold music is making me want to stab myself through the prefrontal cortex with a rusty railroad spike. Holy shit. 30 minutes, 1 minute loop complete with 9 seconds of static; no callback option. Customer service, care and convenience has perished. RIP.
Oh my god, I don’t have the attention span for self serve menus that have more than 3 options. I’ve had to “to repeat this menu” 4 x and finally just hit a random number and hope for the best. All I hear after 10 seconds is an adult from the peanuts cartoon world
🧵TW: SA Can we take a sec to talk about the absolute audacity of defense lawyer Mike Cook in this particular case? winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews/2… The crown is seeking 20 years (BRAVA) but Mike Cook wants just 6 years "describing him as a loving father of 2" in one breath -cont-
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