Miss Doe Devil 🔞
@MsGuidedButSoft
Trans and artist, proud owner of @manateehare. She/Her/It/Its Brown Ajah. Not in NY but wanted to make the joke. DMs open for anyone who might need me.
All of these #photos are available for sale at my store on prints.larasantaella.es. No #NFTs, just beautiful #prints delivered at your own home. As I’m broke and I need to find another place to live, any retweet or sale will be greatly appreciated.
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All of these #photos are available for sale at my store on prints.larasantaella.es. No #NFTs, just beautiful #prints delivered at your own home. As I’m broke and I need to find another place to live, any retweet or sale will be greatly appreciated.
Know what, I’m going to pass out because I didn’t sleep anything tonight. I’m exhausted. Back later.
Trains are more efficient and safer than trucks to move freight, which would also be a great point of sale.
If we could have hurled ourselves through the air safely and efficiently in 1869, I don’t think we would have went through the effort to build a railroad from Iowa to San Francisco for passenger transportation.
No disrespect to Jim Carrey in his role as Ivo Robotnik, which he surprisingly nailed, but I think it would’ve been even funnier if they had hired Elon Musk to play him. Somebody with a deepfake thingie, please ‘shop Elon’s face on this clip.
GOTTA GO FAST! (Vid by @stibinator)
If we could have hurled ourselves through the air safely and efficiently in 1869, I don’t think we would have went through the effort to build a railroad from Iowa to San Francisco for passenger transportation.
There's something touching about how people across all times and cultures have been making little dudes
If we could have hurled ourselves through the air safely and efficiently in 1869, I don’t think we would have went through the effort to build a railroad from Iowa to San Francisco for passenger transportation.
These MFers with the Rocky technique… “no pain, no pain”. So full of bullshit they should invest in a manure factory.
"Your brain is as strong as your medications. We can teach patients how to live with their pain,” says @DrHaClarke, whose innovative approach to pain management helps patients return to their lives. @KBI_UHN bit.ly/3kaJQnU
An ad saying “fashion is back” where the dude is wearing the same old black suit designed back before Christ was invented.
But by the lightning he got his electricity muscles in lock and he couldn’t stop!
me: eat your vegetables baby: no me: eat AN AIRPLANE baby: fucken delicious
we bullied the sonic movie into redoing the vfx we can bully the mario movie into redoing the casting
they sensed it...chris pratt as mario
Abolish golf /cc @TheStuffOfMemes
The key to business success can be found on the golf course. Sponsored by Aon.
The room I was waiting to hear from has denied my application. No reason. Got scarcely a week. And my mental health isn’t at its best, my bank account is dry and I don’t want to become homeless again. Wish me luck, please.
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