Julia Goolia
@MsMatthews
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It happened! A reviewer suggested that I familiarise myself with the work of Pownall et al (2019, 2020) to understand the field better 🤪
George Russell is the kind of guy to say whoopsie daisies 🌸#GeorgeRussell @GeorgeRussell63
George Russell is the kind of guy who eats his scone and then announces: “IT’SGONE!” #GeorgeRussell @GeorgeRussell63 #F1
The ‘imperial measures’ Brexit ‘win’ has to be the most tragically little-English-regressive-small-minded-pathetic-unglobal-idiotic-nostalgia-soaked-irrelevant-humiliatingly-twatty-old-fart bullshit ever to have emerged from this festering pile of utter failure.
We’re not entirely sure what this tweet is supposed to mean, and we’re literally the dictionary.
The Japanese 🇯🇵 Puffer Fish is probably nature's greatest artist 🐟 To grab a female’s attention he creates something that defies belief 😲
Can anyone explain the dogshit epidemic? I’ve lived in London for 60 years and it was never remotely like this. I think people used parks before. Now they choose the middle of the pavement.
Today I learned that aggressive baby goats have to wear horn noodles to avoid hurting each other
Mastercard is raising its fees on EU purchases made by holders of UK credit cards from 0.3% to 1.5%. Another Brexit dividend, because we no longer fall under the EU-wide Interchange Fee Regulation that used to cap the fee at 0.3%. on.ft.com/2KIM3rE
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Mastercard to increase fees for UK purchases from EU
Departure from single market spells end for Brussels-mandated cap on transaction levies
Life is all about priorities
Word of the day: BORIS-NORIS (19th century) - to go on blindly, without any thought of risk or decency
There was worldwide outcry when the Notre Dame cathedral was on fire. Why is there not the same level of outrage for the fires destroying the #AmazonRainforest?
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The glacier "Ok" used to be a glacier but lost its status as such in 2014 when it had shrunk too much. This is a brand new memorial shield in its honour. #climatechange
No.3 @TLTeddington @Teddington_Town 😂Overheard in London: timeout.com/london/news/ov…
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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet
‘We need a work internet and a pleasure internet.’‘If I was a millennial, I’d take a photograph of that.’‘I’ve got a large umbrella, and when I walk down th
Looking for the perfect #MothersDay gift? I am giving away 1 free signed copy of #TheGirlNextDoor - all you have to do to win this for your mum (or whoever you want to show appreciation for) is RT by end of Sunday. I’ll post it Monday! 📚🌼💖#win #competition #giveaway #freebook
Actually, the frigid temperatures are due to a polar vortex split caused by misplaced Moroccan heat leading to sudden stratospheric warming, you cosmic dipshit, you cringing vermin, you fetid clump of congealed ooze.
In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!
Two beautiful black Heritage Garden planters stolen last night from my windowsill on Field Lane. One has a chip. Received such a gift? know it’s actually from me and not the cheapskate that presented it to you! (Would also be nice if you could return) #Teddington @teddington_town
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