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Jade Munkii

@MunkMania

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If a woman puts her hair in a bun you're either in for long night of passion or getting your ass kicked


I have 6 big bottles of Siracha and nothing else, hell yeah I’m a prepper


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telling him my favorite anime is the Simpsons


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I’m still waiting for life to get to the “merrily, merrily, merrily” part.


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bitch i know you feel me tryna manifest you


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The whitest thing I’ve ever done is buy salsa from CVS.


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Silent car rides, or as I call them “Psychosis Cruises”


my boobs are just low enough for you to know they’re not AI


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Tic Tac Toe, except it’s just me trying to leave the toe attached to the rest of the evidence


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if bagels can have everything so can i


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The most ironic thing I own is a “Welcome” mat.


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Prithee, wouldst thou likest to hornswoggle in this boondoggle?


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I would have never even tried to rob that lady if I knew she was so fast in that wheelchair.


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This might surprise you guys but for 11 months in 1994 I was considered the fourth member of Hanson


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Where do the ghosts of dinosaurs roam...


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Never underestimate the power of positive persuasion *grabs hammer*


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If my name were Hannah, I’d go by Nah.


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Saying “well that’s one way to look at it” every time my doctor stops talking


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I would love to be cool and chill but the anxious little goblin in my brain won’t let me


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