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Ryan 🙃

@Murphmaster

Netflix Addict

I’m not looking for a friend, im looking for an Amigas Cheetah. Friend for life


I’m at a restaurant mid bite of my hot dog and Free Woman by Lady Gaga comes on and I’m surrounded by boomers and I’m trying to keep my shit together.. help


Reality tv hasn’t been the same since we met Dog and Beth.


Chrishell is the kinda girl to start a physical altercation and then play the victim…. What a nut case #SellingSunset


Are all the people who were bitching about the #snackwrap actually eating them? Cuz y’all are quiet all of a sudden.


I’m still not over Holmes on #overcompensating - they’re such an icon 🔥😍


I don’t know any of my friends birthdays. I literally rely on social media for reminders.


I personally hope that not enough people knew about the Chappell registration so that I’m not fighting for my fucking life trying to get a ticket


Ok- is anyone wondering why #szn4 didn’t name themselves Pinky Promise? It felt almost implied. #BuildingTheBand #netflix


I haven’t seen Jason Nash begging for galaxies in Awhile. And I couldn’t be happier


Sometimes nothing hits like a cold Mr Pibb.


Some of you don’t eat Taco Bell and it shows…


Watching #WeWereLiars - why is the music so fucking loud


Can’t wait to feel the Jantasy tonight ❤️ @janjanjan


Just a quick PSA that I will be judging anyone wearing fake Birkenstocks this summer. May the odds be in your favor. Also it’s my birthday- hi


There’s something about getting a haircut that makes you feel like “bitch I’m back”


It’s not the gay guys who are in danger of bursting into flames when they enter a church. It’s your redneck boyfriend who decided to wear jeans / shorts to the wedding. And for clarity- I’m the one lighting the match


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