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Jason Murphy

@MurphyJason

2023 Events: Affiliate Summit, NFL Draft, VeeCon, Contact IO, Affy Expo.

Did we really need to bring our entire military leadership under one roof when a leaked signal chat would have worked just as well? #MilitaryLeaders #MilitaryDoesntNeedPete


I never once believed or even hoped that Trump was dead. However, I believe he is being kept silent for one reason: drugs. It’s one thing to go golfing under the influence. As we saw with Biden, it’s an entirely other thing to address the nation under the influence.

Lookin' good.

ProjectLincoln's tweet image. Lookin' good.


Watching the morning lift of TSLA bros who think they are “buying the dip” only to watch the stock crash for the rest of the day has been my favorite form of doom scrolling. #MuskCrashElon #ElonCrashesEverything #ElonCrashedAgain #TSLAcrash


Whether it’s rockets, stocks, self-driving cars or parties: Elon has proven he’s excellent at crashing things.


Where is JD Vance in every picture of Musk and Trump together? Is he taking photos from the cuck chair?

Hackers play video of Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet on cafeteria screens at HUD headquarters: ‘LONG LIVE THE REAL KING’ trib.al/1kBPOYg

nypost's tweet image. Hackers play video of Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet on cafeteria screens at HUD headquarters: ‘LONG LIVE THE REAL KING’ trib.al/1kBPOYg


Happy Map Guy Day!

MurphyJason's tweet image. Happy Map Guy Day!

The wizards at @CuriousKing_ are giving away a prototype of their edition of HYPERION and it looks stunning! Check it out in the post below and join me in the #CuriousKingGiveaway

Are you ready for our first #GIVEAWAY?! Would you like to own a piece of our ROMAN NUMERAL edition? If you answered yes, then read on! To celebrate the imminent release of our editions of #Hyperion as well as our joining X, we are giving away a prototype piece of the RN edition

CuriousKing_'s tweet image. Are you ready for our first #GIVEAWAY?! Would you like to own a piece of our ROMAN NUMERAL edition? If you answered yes, then read on!

To celebrate the imminent release of our editions of #Hyperion as well as our joining X, we are giving away a prototype piece of the RN edition


Dear Future Generations, I’m so sorry we ever invented self-checkout lanes.


Purchasing $200 worth of merch at a concert only stings worse when the @Visa POS terminal asks if I want to tip 20% more. Hate to say this but it’s time we write laws to regulate what services & industries are allowed to have a tip amount line added to a credit card transaction.


A lesser known fact is that Scotsman Wayne Bruce was also the Great-Great Grandfather of @JasonKelce and @tkelce from @newheightshow

MurphyJason's tweet image. A lesser known fact is that Scotsman Wayne Bruce was also the Great-Great Grandfather of @JasonKelce and @tkelce from @newheightshow

“I’m still learning. I think I learn everyday.” ~@lance_stroll Very impressed with the intelligence and maturity of this @F1 driver. @netflix Formula One: Drive to Survive, Season 3, Episode 10.


Tried using the @Wendys app for a mobile order. Recieved a blank error. Tried again. Gave up, went in store and just bought at the counter. Later I find I was charged on my credit card twice. And Wendy’s customer service is closed apparently. This is a frustrating experience.


LOL @ “Y’all Facebook” trending. #yallfacebook

MurphyJason's tweet image. LOL @ “Y’all Facebook” trending.

#yallfacebook

Take me back! 🙏

you may be old, but are you this old?

ProductHunt's tweet image. you may be old, but are you this old?


Whoa! @PatrickMahomes helmet looks like the front of my car. 😂 This is badass tho. Of all sports memorabilia I would love to own, this helmet is now top holy grail on my list!

MurphyJason's tweet image. Whoa! @PatrickMahomes helmet looks like the front of my car. 😂

This is badass tho. Of all sports memorabilia I would love to own, this helmet is now top holy grail on my list!

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