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NFL halftime show

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Goy hard or go home

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Shutup bitch I’m watching Ed Edd and Eddy and double d is about to say some next level shit


Tomlin out!!!

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President Obama if you’re reading this please drone strike me


Buddy fighting the crowd like Batman from one of Arkham games

When you push MAGA to the breaking point🤣😂



Sponge Bob big guy pants ok


Trade jarry, oh wait


Oh the goalie doesn’t matter after the team still sucks when Crosby and letang are ass? Shocker from a fake journalist

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I love when this guy gets on stage and bare ass farts into the mic to the media with the dumbest post game pressers known to mankind

Coach Tomlin spoke to the media. @Acrisure



I’m surprised Najee didn’t run into the first garbage can and fall forward for a gain of one yard

Omarion Hampton and Najee Harris going through the same running back drill. What do you notice?



Cam Hayward is a giant loser. Try living a day in my shoes bud


What are you most excited for in nfl week 1


Man I’d love to see what the jersey actually looks like too bad I have to watch a marching band on a poorly lit stage instead

Built under the lights Introducing our new road uniforms



Yeah they invented ice cream that doesn’t melt but instead of trying to make a buck off of it they’re secretly feeding it to you as the aldis brand ice cream.

American runs a business selling milkshakes She ran out of the ice cream she orders so she went and bought these ice creams from Aldis, she accidentally left them in the back of her trailer for 4 days “Accidentally left it in the back of my trailer from Friday night until late…



Why did they make us read a book about a retard getting his head blown clean off in high school. What was I supposed to get out of that besides this

MurraysMatt's tweet image. Why did they make us read a book about a retard getting his head blown clean off in high school. What was I supposed to get out of that besides this

How the @PennDOTNews worker looks at you when you ask them what they do besides smoke cigarettes and flip a sign from slow to stop

MurraysMatt's tweet image. How the @PennDOTNews worker looks at you when you ask them what they do besides smoke cigarettes and flip a sign from slow to stop

Every single Macy’s should be turned into a casino


Another masterclass by @PennDOTNews I’m glad 79 has been under construction since the Clinton administration. Why are my tax dollars are going towards guys without GEDs to smoke Marlboro golds on the highway for months doing 0 work


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