MuscleEgo's profile picture. I hack your shit. Love me. (This is obviously a parody.) Be afraid to ask me stupid questions, but anything else, I answer people cuz I'm cool like that~

MuscleNerd

@MuscleEgo

I hack your shit. Love me. (This is obviously a parody.) Be afraid to ask me stupid questions, but anything else, I answer people cuz I'm cool like that~

Like, my joke portfolio has gone to nothing, if I were a carrier, I’d be equivalent to Metro PCS.


Herm. I’ve become irrelevant since AT&T started unlocking iPhones.


It's April Fools Day. inb4unlocktrollin'


@Pod18G nope, you might wanna talk to @rokthewortld27 about it, they've gotten a warrant to trace your location


@Pod18G the founders of @iTweakStore have filed a court order to trace you and will be filing legal action against you


well that was a fail


I'm not a hacker, I'm a slacker.


Anybody want inside information on @iTweakStore? :P


Didn't catch him - but I got a really high-res pic of him, better than nothing, right?


Fuck this, I'm going to admit the truth, I've been hunting for Kony instead of trolling and working on the unlock.


And no, still no unlock for you. Maybe redsn0w's source if i'm feeling good today.


Eh, I've broken so many promises, I'm retiring from super-hacker to rent-a-hacker.


Meh, @iSpire_Proxy is selling Siri proxy slots for $5 for a limited time :3


Also, @iSpire_Proxy are selling cheap Siri slots and UDID slots. Go buy. :P


I AM a promise breaker.


Well, instead of doing the unlock I'll just continue to troll @iH8sn0w and not release redsn0w source.


Selling a full whole Siri server to the highest bidder…contact @CaseyTal for more information.


For the best Siri servers out in town, contact @CaseyTal who's with @iSpire_Proxy. ispireproxy.com


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