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"I think I've told you the story of going to the old folk's home and the strong lady?" - @junior_miller
"I'm gonna call my buddy Ricky and see if I can find out what happened with the space shuttle." -@gordonkeith
"I'm talkin' about somebody that just born with a natural desire, to get in there and rout out colons." -Gordon Keith
"So women should be silent and obedient; why can't we all get behind that kind of scripture?" -Georgio Dunham
"I've seen some mommies that could make that much milk." -Junior
"Dern copperhead bit me right in the taint when I tried to herkie near a woodpile." -Gascap Louie
Gordisms: Fishin' things out
@gordonkeith: "Invite all the supreme court justices and watch 'em fish it out from underneath their robes."
#Gordisms: low-end Taylor
@gordonkeith: "We got Josh Matthews on a low-end Taylor singin his originals for God." #GenericYouthMinister
#Gordisms: meat purse
@gordonkeith: "For some reason @corbydavidson has been talking non-stop about this woman in Waco who had a gun hidden in her #MeatPurse."
#Gordisms: MaryLou Retton
@gordonkeith: "When Kathy Rigby pulled the MaryLou Retton and did the David Lee Roth to show how great her tamp was."
#Gordisms: Wearin' [mom] like a feedbag
@gordonkeith: "Your dad wearin' your mom like a feedbag on a #horse."
#Gordisms: goin' family style
@gordonkeith: "#Santa comes around the corner and there's #Rudolph and #Hermey goin' family style on Clarice."
#Gordisms: urinary tracts
@gordonkeith: "He and his wife, they waited until they were married to put their urinary tracts real close together."
#Gordisms: going hell on a glass coffee table
@gordonkeith: "And they would go hell on the coffee table while he was layin' up under it."
#Gordisms: Urine-fenders and urethra-parentheses were big players for a spell
@gordonkeith: [DCC] "Come on Jen - show us those urine-fenders. Where are those urethra-parentheses?"
#Gordisms: 'Shake-weighting"
@gordonkeith: "How would you like to be the zoo official, who was shake-weighting that gorilla, in death?"
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