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Dan Ryan

@Musingcian

Humorous musings of a sleep deprived hermit

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Just had my second kid, and man am i stuffed. #iatemychildren


#IPanicWhen someone tells me to at the disco


I dont think she follows back

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I swear, depressed ppl are just ppl tht decided theyre to old for disney movies


We're knee deep in the idea of farce #ShakespeareInTheTrump


What do you call a bunch of clones fucking someone? A dopplegangbang


Fuck man, i dont think i got enough followers to be statin my honest opinion on shit, back to bad jokes


Happy almost birthday @KeithHabs Have a, idk, hopefully someone gives you a cool present or somethin?


Every accent is a country accent


Happy almost bday kendrick, bout to be 30 tmrw


Why did the guy call his friend a potatoe? cuz it was hisbud


Happy almost birthday Tupac, woulda been 46 tmrw. surely up in thug mansion


How long does it take for a newspaper to become an oldspaper? #aday


Happy almost birthday NPH


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We are coming out with a new mixtape very soon. It's gonna be fire-emoji

When a band writes a collection of songs and releases them all at once on a cd, thats still a mix cd



When a band writes a collection of songs and releases them all at once on a cd, thats still a mix cd


I dont drink alcohol to get drunk, i just get a lot of cuts in my mouth and i like to disinfect them often.


Im gonna start calling sunrises, moonsets. #3rdshiftlife


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