Lewey Hellewell
@MusingsofLew
Founder & Head Human for Platespinning & Storytelling @HumansMCR. Views my own obvs.
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Very passive aggressive mask announcements on this @AvantiWestCoast train. Don’t be passive about it. Tell them to put the damn thing on!
Had wifi signal on the fucking plane today. Land here and it goes to pot. Why are we so shit at everything?
Can I politely suggest that @monzo & @Ryanair have a conversation about making the bank cards work onboard so you don’t leave passengers screwed at 37,000ft?
I hate myself for being abroad and ordering Costa. Just couldn’t cope with trying to order in Bulgarian while I feel like a post surgery mess. All be over soon 😀
#iwd debate in the Commons right now. I’ll save you some time... At the end of the debate, nothing will have changed. Women will still be expected to live in fear and change their behaviour, walk a different route etc. We need change. How many women in the current cabinet?
Huge thanks to @AsdaServiceTeam @asda for taking nearly £200 out of my account and then ‘losing’ it and refusing to pay it back. Basically, Asda have stolen from me and misplaced the evidence. #payitback #imskint
Perhaps @ITV will give a bit more consideration to who replaces Piers ‘I hack dead people’ Morgan.
There is no pain like dental pain. If it wasn’t a wisdom tooth growing at a right angle in my mouth, I’d have the pliers on it.
Joyous news that the barbers in Bulgaria are open. If I’m forced to go there for dental treatment, I might as well get my bonce cut too ✂️
Madonna’s ‘Frozen’ is 23 years old. Fuck that for a laugh!
Got @JudgeRinderTV on. Both cases in court today have been fiancees. So, to my future fiancé: you ever take me to court and expect me to marry you afterwards, you got another think coming. What a world eh?
Unreal response from @thortful about their persistent spamming emails. Thortful: oh, but we gave you a really hard to see opt out box. Did you miss it you silly thing? Me: looks for alternative card supplier
I was silly. I trusted myself to make cooking videos and not get burned. Chefs be like: is that all? Me be like: where’s me mam?
Hi @Apple - did you make your HomePod mini in such a way that it was instructed to ignore the client?
Using @Facebook Pages causes me huge amounts of stress. Every. Single. Day. Latency. Shit user functions. Shit notification controls. Mini anxiety smashes every time I try to use it. It’s the worst platform ever. Why are we all so imprisoned by it? #Facebook
If it’s ok to attend medical appointments, is it possible to fly to a medical appointment if the clinic was in Europe?
Finally recovered from the biggest weekend I’ve had since Feb ‘20. All online obviously, but that doesn’t change the hangover 🤢🥴
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