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Not for the overly sensitive

All these people wanna follow calculation for Eid but then go moon sighting for #Eclipse2024


Instead of debating global vs local sighting spend that 5 min making extra dua for the people in Gaza. Beacause if we were in their shoes, we wouldn’t be passing the test they’re going through.


How can we trust the Saudi government to see the moon when they can’t even see the genocide in Gaza broadcasted to the world?


Doing wudu in a public bathroom…


I get why Republicans make kneeling during the anthem ALL about the military. Its the ONLY thing they can use to pander to people regarding the military. Its not like they provide adequate healthcare/mental health (PTSD) for veterans. Oh and also Military Industrial Complex...


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When @peta is so ignorant that they can’t even get the right Eid holiday to misrepresent #WokeFail

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Effect of flooded Eid messages. People reply without reading Doctor receives message: "My daughter suffering from severe loose motions, what should I give?" Doctor reply "Wishing the same to you and to your entire family also. Enjoy the moments with full fun and have a blast"


This Eid when you gather with family & friends, remember that Trump won’t look at whether you fasted 29 or 30 days before trying to put you in an internment camp. #EidMubarak


Dear Americans, Imagine if “illegal immigrants” took ur land, homes & sovereignty instead of just ur unwanted jobs. Sincerely , Palestinians

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Imagine if “illegal immigrants” took ur land, homes & sovereignty instead of just ur unwanted jobs. 

Sincerely ,
Palestinians

So does solar eclipse count as moon sighting?


Trump is what happens when the guy who double parks illegally at Friday prayer somehow becomes the Imam of your mosque


Trump said that he doesn't need daily intelligence briefing because he's "smart". He also doesn't need briefs because he's Commando in Chief


The only question that the candidates didn't go over 2 min time limit for: "What do you respect about the other candidate?" #debate


Its the worst storm in US history. Its classified as Category 5 yr old. Americans being asked 2 evacuate if #HurricaneDonald makes landfall


When you realize that Mr & Mrs. Khan would've possibly died via drone strike in Pakistan by Hillary vs banned or killed via drone by Trump


It's simple, Michelle Obama used a time machine to go to the future and steal Melania Trump's speech. #MakeAmericaCutAndPasteAgain


Donald Trump was right. Immigrants are coming to America and stealing our speeches. #MakeAmericaCutAndPasteAgain


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Say what you will about Trump praising Saddam Hussein, but at least he finally found a Muslim he likes.


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