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Muslim-Desi Problems

@MuslimProbs

I am a Muslim and Desi. And these are my problems.

You know your desi when your car pulls up on the curb and about 20 people come out of your Toyota corolla. #Desiprobs


Why must desi parents put an E before every english word? Eschool, Estudy......no mom its pronounced STUDY. theres no E! #foreigners #DP


That awkward moment when you go to a gori (white) friends house and they try to feed you food but you cant eat anything cause its #haram #MP


Getting in trouble and instead of being grounded your tied to a stair case with a dupata. #desiprobs


My mom packs me kabob and roti for lunch sometimes. My white friends give me weird looks. #itsbetterthanamericanfood #Desiswag


I hate when my parents call my name, I say what and they never say anything afterwards. #tellmewhatyouwant #parents


I always keep my SAT book open on my bed, just in case my parents walk in and wonder what im doing. #DP


that moment when someone asks you why you never wear shorts, and you needa tell them its haram to show your legs. #MP


you know your desi when your parents say your leaving from a party, but dont actually leave until an hour later. #DP


Talking about white people in Urdu, Punjabi or Hindi.


lol when I talk to my parents in english I automatically talk in a fobby accent. #weird


I go to the grocery store in shalwar kameez and get wierd looks. #Desiproblems #dontbehatin


Dont forget to read Jummah people #dontforgetAllah


Its not my fault I dont pray 5 times a day. Shaytans the one stopping me. #hisfault


Having to live up to your siblings & be as good or better than them or else your a disgrace to the family. #familyprobs #disappointedparents


My mom doesn't allow me to go outside when the sun is out or I'll become "kali" #desiproblems


That horrifying heart attack you get when you drop a gulab jamun. #desiproblems


since half my tweets apply to non-muslims and desi's all around, howabout we combine them!(: #desisolutions


Why is it that whenever im making Wadu in a public bathroom, a lady walks in right when my feet are in the sink? #Muslimprobs #igetstares


whenever my white friends come over and use the bathroom, they ask me why I have a flower pot & i needa explain to them what a "lota" is #MP


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