MyAssIsHeavy's profile picture. everyone's ass is heavy but mine                                               (Parody Account.) #RipRickMay Used to be KidWithCaffeine

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everyone's ass is heavy but mine (Parody Account.) #RipRickMay Used to be KidWithCaffeine

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[FNV] Listen, the workers @ Gomorrah are all fine and dandy, but lets be honest about who the REAL hotties of New Vegas/Freeside are. 🖤

SkeleSlime's tweet image. [FNV] Listen, the workers @ Gomorrah are all fine and dandy, but lets be honest about who the REAL hotties of New Vegas/Freeside are. 🖤

You ain't scared to have Jesus on your timeline right?


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* Tem looks at smudged writing on their paw. assreal dremuer


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You are my daaad Your my dad! Boogy woogy woogy

fisk_bot's tweet image. You are my daaad
Your my dad!
Boogy woogy woogy

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We’re celebrating with an 8-legged favorite: the Spider Donut. What are you most excited for this Halloween season?


Do not bring the French near me please


//just finished Kirsten warfare 2 remastered, goddamn that’s good


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Wario goes to steal from a museum like the piece of shit he is


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WE DID IT YALL 🥲


Is that.... Freeman? I think the suits weighing him down!


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Women don’t always want to jump right into sex. Try warming up with jumping jacks, running a few laps, and stretching before the kissing even begins. bit.ly/3vtkC7q

TheOnion's tweet image. Women don’t always want to jump right into sex. Try warming up with jumping jacks, running a few laps, and stretching before the kissing even begins. bit.ly/3vtkC7q

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//that one parody account that keeps getting suspended but always come back:


// why is all of the old parodies suspended


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//Oh, they met a sticky end. That's a sex joke lads.

MyAssIsHeavy's tweet image. //Oh, they met a sticky end. That's a sex joke lads.

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//If I was playing the Scout in Team Fortress 2, if you took all the TF characters and turned them into animals... I personally think the Scout would be a spider. Because he runs fast and hits hard. /j

MyAssIsHeavy's tweet image. //If I was playing the Scout in Team Fortress 2, if you took all the TF characters and turned them into animals...

I personally think the Scout would be a spider.
Because he runs fast and hits hard. /j
MyAssIsHeavy's tweet image. //If I was playing the Scout in Team Fortress 2, if you took all the TF characters and turned them into animals...

I personally think the Scout would be a spider.
Because he runs fast and hits hard. /j

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