Lifeguard Thoughts
@MyGuardThoughts
You'd be surprised what goes on in a lifeguard's head. Instagram- MyGuardThoughts
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Im going to hand over my account to the guard that deserves it the most! Favorite this tweet and tell me why you deserve it #myguardthoughts
@MyGuardThoughts doooooooo it. Pass the baton. You have been honored and respected.
Now the REAL QUESTION IS... Do I keep doing myguardthoughts or do I pass it down to a new guard? Thoughts?
Getting ready to finish my 8th summer as a lifeguard. The legacy is finally coming to an end. Don't know how I did it. Lol #myguardthoughts
Ever leave your sunglasses at home? Might as well shoot lemon juice in your eyes for your whole shift. #painful #myguardthoughts
By the end of shark week, I have the confidence and skill to take down a shark withy bare hands. 💢👊#myguardthoughts
You think sharks are scary? You should see a lifeguard when they have to tell you to walk more than once! #beafraid #myguardthoughts
Been telling little kids that we put a Megalodon in our lake. #sharkweekfun #myguardthoughts
HAPPY SHARK WEEK EVERYONE! #merrysharkweek #myguardthoughts
Shark Week is like the St Pattys Day for lifeguards! Can't wait to play the shark week drinking game! #myguardthoughts
I thought a seagull just pooped in the pool I work at but then I discovered it was its eyeball....@MyGuardThoughts
I barely have to do laundry in the summer when lifeguarding. Literally wear red trunks and a white tank EVERY. DAMN. DAY. #myguardthoughts
At this point of the summer, I have zero fucks to give. ¯\😅/¯ #run #fallover #drown #zerofucks #glassempty #myguardthoughts
Bottles up lifeguards. We survived another July! #cheers #wemadeit #myguardthoughts
Idk about the rest of you, but this is what the Lifeguards in Ohio look like right now.. Da fuck Mother Nature..
Is it really that difficult to stay away from water if you can't swim? #myguardthoughts
The Holy Week is getting close people! #thegame #lifeguardholiday #secondchristmas #sharkweek #myguardthoughts
Swimming at other pools screaming out to the lifeguards, "I know your pain!" #universalstruggle #myguardthoughts
Spread the word to your fellow guards to follow @MyGuardThoughts!
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